jokes 03

MA’AM:               WHATIS YOUR NAME?

STUDENT:            Myname was David. But it sounds to be old fashioned. So I changed it into DVD

A YOUNG LADY:              Iwant my husband to pay more attention to me.

ANOTHER LADY:             Geta perfume that smells like computer

A MAN;                                Hi honey.

YOUNG LADY                    HI

THE MAN                            We missyou a lot.Also we feel a bit hungry so I and our children request you                            to come down

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...On a Saturday morning...after breakfast... Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here,I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too,I never use the home phone.I always use my company mobile. Maid: So - what is the problem?We all use our work telephones !!!!!