The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...On a Saturday morning...after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here,I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too,I never use the home phone.I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem?We all use our work telephones !!!!!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
MA’AM: WHATIS YOUR NAME?
STUDENT: Myname was David. But it sounds to be old fashioned. So I changed it into DVD
A YOUNG LADY: Iwant my husband to pay more attention to me.
ANOTHER LADY: Geta perfume that smells like computer
A MAN; Hi honey.
YOUNG LADY HI
THE MAN We missyou a lot.Also we feel a bit hungry so I and our children request you to come down